4/21/08

NEW PORN RULE! BOOB JOBS

NEW PORN RULE!

PORN STARS MUST STOP RUINING THEIR BODIES BY GETTING RIDICULOUS IMPLANTS!


Very rarely does this ever work. Hillary Scott, Codi Lane, Lexus Locklear, Rio Mariah, Holly Wellin are all good examples of Porn Stars that looked better after a boob job. But the list of Porn Stars that look odd and freakish after their boob jobs is longer then my dick!

Melissa Lauren, Katsumi, Tegan Presley, Lucy Lee and a whole host of others. For all of these women there was that one day when I popped in a dvd and saw them with more alterations to their bodies then fucking Robocop . With all due respect, no one watches a Melissa Lauren scene to warship her body. I mean she is good looking. But we all watch Melissa Lauren to see her get fucked in the ass until she cries. Maybe on the business side it help her get a contract. But from the fan point of view it only hurts. I'll go on record and say right now that if Jasmine Byrne, Roxy Jezel, Jayna Oso, Chiquita Lopez, Bobbi Star, Taylor Rain, or Courtney Simpson ever get implants, I'm gonna jump out a fucking window and never watch one of their scenes again.! To be honest a really good boob job costs thousands of dollars ala. Christina Aguilerra or Mariah Carey. And most of the boob jobs we see in porn did not cost thousands of dollars.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BOOB JOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF ANYTHING, THEY MAKE WOMEN HOTTER, BECAUSE THEY'RE BASICALLY A SIGN THAT SAYS "I'M A WHORE!"

Prigger said...

You're fucking blind. Ugly boob jobs don't make a women look hotter. They're are a sigh of desperation that say "this is my last shot".

Anonymous said...

well, maybe i'm a sick fuck, but desperation turns me on. i love the idea that they're so insecure that they feel the need to alter their bodies just to feel good about themselves. even jasmine tame's horrible boob job turns me on, because it reveals her to be a desperate insecure piece of shit.

Prigger said...

LMFAO! You're kind of right. I'm going to watch one of her scenes right now.

Alex said...

If it aint broke don't fix it.

lakeqi said...

Tit jobs are disgusting.I've been hoping to have an affair with this flat topped beauty, and she showed up the other day with a tit job! So I am telling myself, if Jewell DeNyle, tory lane or Audrey hollander showed up at my door would I tell them to get lost?