2/19/13

NEW PORN RULE: PAIN FACE!

NEW PORN RULE!

If you're in this much pain during a scene... it's time go home for the day!


Oh Nacho, how we love you. You were a ghost for a few years only to come back and spread your love of women... or  should I say your love of beating the shit out of women that is.... and you've been a fine addition to the porn world for the last few years. Now I'm not going to pretend I know what's it's like to have your cock, I mean it's been in thousands of shit holes of all different ages (and genders) and I'm sure after almost 20 years in this business it would be safe to assume that having sex for you at times could be a physically painful experience. but watching this picture... two things come to mind.

1. Dude? You can't possibly need the money that bad that if you're in pain that much you couldn't afford to clock out and go home. I mean fuck! I have staff that get paper cuts and want to go home.

2. You have had sex with thousands of women, and not just had sex with them... but fucked the living day lights out them in ways most men only dream of. Now the ass pipe in this case above here is Jennifer White - who graduated from making soft boring Bang Bros porn to  literally having her asshole implode on camera for our masturbating pleasure on a daily bases. She's hot... actually... she's really fucking hot! No wait a second... I'd sell my house and kill my grandma just for one night with her. But even if that opportunity ever arose and I did get a chance to shit plunder Jennifer Whites asshole It certainly wouldn't be in the fashion that Nacho fucks these girls. I think my dick would explode once her bra came off to reveal the perkiest tits in porn.



With that said Nacho, I must ask if you're in as much pain as this picture suggests. Do you really need to be there? Can't let this one whore slide for just this once scene? I'm sure you fucked another three women that week as it was, so dude... once in a while it's okay to call it day.

When I' watching a porn I'm always putting myself in the position of the guy who's fucking and the girl could be any of fantasies of past (Jeniffer Garner) Present (Jennifer Garner) Or Future ( I'm really feeling Jessica Chastain right now but there's just no hot fire crotches in porn so... Jennifer Garner). But regardless of who I'm pretending I'm fucking I don't certainly don't want to pretend I'm in so much pain I'm must be passing kidney stones because that's what the look on your face suggests.

You wanna know what's painful? Knowing the hundreds of porn actress who are having unprotected sex with  you now while not knowing you have had unprotected sex with men and transexuals in countries with no testing standards.

Take a break once and while dude.