11/27/11

NEW PORN RULE: TONY T

NEW PORN RULE....




 TONY T MUST DO US ALL A FAVOR AND COME BACK TO PORN

Now the rumor I hear is that he's directing for Brazzers (in which case I must ask, Since when does one video file have to be more than 700 fucking megabytes? Why do I have to own a 1.5 Terabyte hardrive just to have a password for Brazzers?) but his last scene as far as I know was with Sasha Gray. waaaay back in 2009. And then... just like Kaiser Soze... he's gone.....

Well Mr T. I have a few questions.Why did you stop performing? Did you have a nightmare where all the assholes you destroyed came back to haunt you? Since you were unclassifiable in porn as being either interracial porn or straight Caucasian were you simply asked to leave? Did your penis fall off? Or did Christine Alexis stab you with her nose by accident?

Why would you deprive us of watching you analy mangle ass after ass for almost 10 years? Do you think I like watching John Strong or Mark Wood having sex? Do you? DO YOU? YOU DON'T DO YOU?

So then you must come back to porn. Think of all the possibilities? So many new women for you to ground and pound for our pleasure. Asa Akira, Jynx Maze, Katie St Ives. And please explain to me why you never worked with Bobbi Starr?

Listen, on a serious note I could imagine that doing what you did for so long could take a toll physically and emotionaly on a man after a while so I understand if you don't want to perform in porn anymor.... wait a minute... you have the oppourtunity to have sex with some of the most amzing looking women in america for money and for whatever reason you don't want to do it? Fuck that!

Tony T on stage 1 please....