NEW PORN RULE: TRANNNIES

NEW PORN RULE! IF YOU LIKE TRANNIES - YOU ARE GAY!!!!!!! or at least bi-sexual

Now first of all there is nothing wrong with being gay. If you have a penis and like the feeling a of a cock ripping your asshole to shreds or you want to do the ripping then all the power to you turd burglars. But if you like to see women with dicks. Lets get honest here... you like them because of the dick right I mean if you took away the dick then they would be a woman and you would be hetero if you add a dick, then it's homo.

I have talked with people on countless boards that think they can like trannies and not be gay. And it's funny how they get so defensive about it.

It's okay my friend there's nothing to ashamed of.. you like cock just except that it's gay. You may still like real women as well but liking cock is gay.

Mans secret love for women with poles has been quietly bubbling for little over a decade now. But seeing how our society is so homophobic you can be considered gay for just wanting to fuck a woman in the ass, I understand how men would be so defensive about admitting they like trannies and admitting that it's gay. You may say you like them because they look like women and maybe that's true, but let's be real you like the big fat cock between their legs more.

I personally think trannies are fucking gross but to each their own. I like watching women drink piss and I'm sure a lot people think that is gross. But I don't like watching women with dicks drink piss.... You know why? Because it's gay!

Steve Holmes
Nacho Vidal

Both of you have done trannie movies and both of you are gay or at least bi-sexual.

NEW PORN RULE! SATIVA ROSE

NEW PORN RULE! SATIVA ROSE IS WITHOUT A DOUBT ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RETARDED!

FELLAS WE LOSE YET ANOTHER PORN WHORE TO THE
HORRORS OF THE PORN SCALPEL.

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It boggles the mind.

Even Ashley Simpson would criticize that brutal fucking nose job.

I'm never watching her work again.

UPDATE:

You can add Courtney Cummz, Natali D'angelo, Savannah Stern, and Sharka Blue To the scalpel list.

NEW PORN RULES!! ROXY JEZEL

NEW PORN RULE!!!

ROXY JEZEL MUST STOP DOING BORING
UNINSPIRED VANILLA CRAP!


There was a time when the mentioning of Roxy Jezel's name would make my penis grow to immense proportions. I can't think of a performer as beautiful as her that does the scenes she has done. Kelly wells, Anette Schwartz, Belladonna have all done rougher work but they can't touch roxy on the looks part. Gianna Michaels, Amy Reid, Jayden James are all 10 times hotter than Roxy but their scenes are boring and played out.

Roxy has that perfect combo of hots and letting guys beat the crap out of her, you gotta love it.

But there's only one problem.....

She only makes bullshit porn now!

Here are the names of some films Roxy made back in the good ole days....

- 5 GUY CREAM PIE
- ASS CREAM PIES
- CUM FILLED THROATS
- FUCK MY ASS AND MAKE ME CUM
- ANAL SUPREMACY
- 10 MAN CUM SLAM
- ROXY LOVES PAIN
-MAX FACTOR

and now....

HOUSE WIFE 1 ON 1
I HAVE A WIFE
JENNA LOVES DANIEL
JUST FACIALS
PIN UP PERVERSIONS

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Some of her highlights include.

A gangbang for Red Light District where I swear to god 10 guys cum in her ass and pussy after the scene.

A great scene with Max Hardcore where he gags her until she pukes and he pisses on her while she struggles to hold back the tears.

A gangbang for Diabolic where they choke her so many times she passes out several times. At the end of the scene she gets choked, passes out, comes to and just starts sucking the first dick she see without even thinking about it (I need to watch this scene now!)



Roxy please stop doing vanilla bullshit on Naughty America and Brazzers, Porn Pros, and start getting back to the good ol days?

Pretty please....

NEW PORN RULES!!! LEAH LUV

NEW PORN RULE.... LEAH LUV MUST SHAVE OFF THE STUPID HEART!!!

Okay darling... it's been years....

The dumb heart needs to go. I would just love to see one scene with your furry flounder in all it's all its glory. If I wanted to see gimmiks I would watch anything by John Thompson.

You remember that day you got home from work to notice your girlfriend braided her hair? Remember how hot she looked? Remember how you took upstairs and fucked her brains out that day. Fast forward 3 years later... AND SHE STILL HAS THE FUCKING BRAIDS IN!!!! This is the same situation. I find it funny that this broad spends all that time before a scene going to the trouble to make sure her cum soaked pubes are in the shape of a heart yet those hideous braces seem to be no prob.

Don't get me wrong Leah, I would beat up that ass in a second. But that silly looking pube heart takes away very much from you vag scenes.

please shave.

NEW PORN RULE! JOHN STRONGS DICK!!

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NEW PORN RULE! PEACHES AND ANGEL

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NEW PORN RULES! TONY T

NEW PORN RULE!

FUCKING TONY T IS INTERRACIAL!

Now I don't know what the fuck Tony T's is... is he Mexican, Spanish, Colombian, or Iraqi but two things I do know is that he's not black... and he's certainly not white! But if you had to choose would you not put him on the black-ish side. I mean, he certinly acts black with all the slang, the ghetto manner of dressing and the not wanting girls to lick his ass because he thinks it's gay.

The bottom line is is that he's not white. And since 90% of women in American porn are white that means that if you have done a scene with Tony T... YOU HAVE DONE INTERRACIAL!!!!!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HARMONY ROSE!

YOU COCK EATING ASSHOLE PROLAPSING RACIST BAG OF PISS! YOU HAVE DONE INTERRACIAL!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THE FACT THAT A NON-WHITE MAN HAS HAD HIS DICK IN YOUR ASS AND FUCKED YOUR SHIT HOLE LIKE IT WAS COIN OPERATED AND YOU WEREN'T A PERSON!!! HA HA A AHAH AHAH HAH AHA HAHAHHA HAHH HAHHA HHHAH AHAH!!!!!! FUCK THE CONFEDERATES!

NEW PORN RULE! BRET ROCKMAN

NEW PORN RULE! BRET ROCKMAN FUCKING SUCKS! PERIOD!

Bret Rockman you suck! Since the very first scene I saw you in you have sucked I wish you would do gay porn so then I would have two reasons to say why you suck.

-your face sucks
-your hair sucks
-your queer little smile there sucks
-all your scenes suck
-ROCKMAN FILMS sucks
- Did I mention your hair sucks

But Bret.... The main reason why you suck is this...

YOUR COCK FUCKING SUCKS! GET A NEW COCK!

The fact that this gorgeous woman is about to suck your cock, the fact that you have fucked more women in a week then I will my entire life and that Bush was elected twice proves to me that there is no god.

I have a great idea. You and Lee stone can do gay porn, you both can stand next to each other face to face and interlock your crooked fucking cocks then John Strong can come and fuck the loop your two crooked cocks will make. It can be the new sensation in gay porn, we can call it "hook fucking" or "Captain hooking". I hate you for getting two out of my top 3 fav pornstars

Please retire....

NEW PORN RULES! NAIL POLISH ON GUYS

NEW PORN RULE!

MALES CAN'T WEAR FUCKING NAIL POLISH!

Last night I was very happy to find a new scene online from one of my favorite new porn whores Faith Daniels. So I download the scene then when I sit down to knock one out, what do I see?

IS THERE ANYTHING MORE FUCKING WOOD KILLING THEN A MAN WEARING NAIL POLISH. I'm as liberal as anyone, I mean fuck! I like to watch women drink piss but I'm sorry... this is fucking gay and gross and I don't want to see it. Whoever directed this scene should be shot in the fucking face with a harpoon gun for allowing this asshole to continue working with fucking nail polish on.

To each his own right? If you like to put on nail polish and fuck a girl then all the power to you. However I would think that most men don't want to see this so why would they let this scene continue. Fucking gross!

If I wanted to see fucking losers with no talent that wear nail polish I would watch transvestite porn or Chris Angel.

NEW PORN RULES!

NEW PORN RULE!

MAX HARDCORE MUST STOP USING THESE GIRLS NOW!

These two women in question Layla Riviera and Catalina Cruz have many things in common. They're both whores, they both drink piss and puke on themselves for a living, they both work almost exclusively for Max Hardcore and they're both probably dead inside.

However these two piss whores have a few other things common that apparentely is not evident to Max Hardcore. They are both incredibly fucking ugly and both have incredibly bad boob jobs.

Now I understand that it's hard get quality girls to do that type of stuff with Max, but come on! Can we get some women that at least don't look like Tijuana street hookers. I can name at least 20 girls Max has used that are betting looking then these 2 brutes. Taylor Rain, Courtney Simpson, Hillary Scott, Anne Harlow, Molly to name a few. But come to think of it. Max doesn't seem like the type of guy that thinks things through....

NEW PORN RULE! KATJA KISSEN

NEW PORN RULE

KATJA KISSAN IS A FUCKING IDIOT!!!

Why in the world do these dumb fucks alter their fucking bodies beyond recognition? Let's make something clear. None of Katjas fans watch her scenes because of her tits. They watch her scenes because her ass is the size of Montana and she takes it in her shit hole like a fucking champ. Now every time I see her on screen I have to look at that nasty fucking boob job. Why do these broads think it will help. Like I said before rarely does a porn star benefit from a boob job. Hillary Scott is a prime example of someone that did, because prior to her tit job her natural tits looked like flap jacks. I'll never watch one of her (Katja) new scenes again.

NEWS FLASH!!! YOU WANT TO SPICE UP YOUR CAREER? START DOING A SEX ACT YOU WOULDN'T DO NORMALLY LIKE DRINKING PISS!! OR ROUGH BLOW JOBS.... WHAT YOU DON'T DO IS CHANGE THE PHYSICAL APPEARANCE OF YOUR BODY AND ALIENATE ALL YOU FANS. I HATE GIANNA. BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SEE HER SPICE THINGS UP BY GETTING A BREAST REDUCTION....

DUMB DUMB....

NEW PORN RULE! DOUBLE ANAL

NEW PORN RULE! PORN WHORES MUST STOP PRETENDING THEY ACTUALLY LIKE DOUBLE ANAL!

Porn Whores...

Let's be honest here... If I can admit that I love helping myself out to two men raming their hard meat swords into a girls ass at the same time, then you can be at least a little honest with me and admit that you don't like it. According to Wikipedia, a french study of 1000 women determined that 10% percent of women actually like anal sex, which is funny since 90% of porn sluts are forced to do it or they have no career (Fuck You Gianna!). So what percentage of women do you think likes doing double anal? There is no percent! The only woman in the world that likes double anal is Audrey Hollander, that's it! No woman in the world wants to have her ass raped by two dicks at the same time so hard that she can't walk properly the next day. There is nothing more annoying then watching a scene where the girl is clearly struggling to take the cocks in her ass and we have to hear her pant "oh yeah fuck my ass with those hard cocks, that feels soooo good". As a first class degenerate myself, I would actually like to see a porn whore pant " ohhh that fucking hurts so much but I'm going to let them keep fucking my ass because I'm too lazy to go to college and this is easier then working 40 hours a week at Macdonald's and I have a VISA bill to pay". That is what this look is saying all over Baily O'dares face when she took 2 cocks in the ass in "Cum Fart Cocktails".

Princess, we know it doesn't feel good. You're not fooling anyone. I know you cried yourself to sleep that night because your asshole was bleeding. I know you ran to the washroom at least 7 times during that movie because your wrecked asshole is no longer capable of holding on to No. 2 for longer then 5 seconds. I know you probably wear diapers when you go home for Christmas dinner. I know after every double anal scene you take that paycheck and hide in the studio washroom and ball your eyes out for a half an hour. SO PLEASE STOP PRETENDING YOU LIKE DOUBLE ANAL!

Oh... the things people will do for 5 grand.

NEW PORN RULE! POINTLESS CENSORING!

NEW PORN RULE

NO MORE POINTLESS CENSORING!!!

The Japs must stop censoring their porn now! Sometimes I think that the Japanese Government makes these companies censor just to force them to be 10 times more fucking nasty then the rest of the world. Considering human life over there is valued less then my fucking Ipod, I'm not surprised. But what's the point of censoring a cock that's about to piss on a girl that's covered in cum, tied up like a mewl with a sock in her mouth, and covered in cigarette burns? Who are you protecting here? Because before you try to save the viewers innocence by making sure they don't see what penis looks like, you might want to ask that porn whore about to be fucking water boarded if she's okay. (wouldn't that be funny if they censored the cock the mouth but not the piss.. that would suck). And besides, some of the scrambled shots are so weak you can see clearly what it is.

Take a look at the picture. So you're telling me that's it's not ok for me to see this slaves gaped out fucking pussy, but it's totally ok for me to see her blown out fucking asshole? And I thought America was the land of Hypocrisy

NEW PORN RULE! FAKE FACIALS

NEW PORN RULE!

NO MORE FAKE FACIALS!

This is not a facial! This is a woman getting a bucket of creamed ice milk thrown in her face. If I wanted to see movies with no production values, no hot women, no talent and with ridiculous gimmicks to sell themselves then I would watch something by Extreme Associates.

I will say though, this picture kind of turns me on.

NEW PORN RULE! FAKE DICKS

NEW PORN RULE!

NO MORE FAKE DICKS!

That's not a penis! If I wanted to see a bullshit, fake looking generic cock on my TV, then I would watch a John Strong scene! What's worse is watching the girls pretend it's actually a real cock. And if you're going to use fake dicks at least make them realistic. Somewhere in America a kitchen Table is missing one of it's legs.

NEW PORN RULE! KHAN TUSION

NEW PORN RULE

KHAN TUSION MUST STOP BEING A PUSSY AND SHOW HIS FACE!

If you're man enough to slap a womans pussy and make her cry. Then you can be a man and show your face. No one is going to hunt you down and kill you, no one is going to show up at your studio and kick your ass for pissing on their sister. Because secretly we all love what you do (used to do, anyway) and we know that if you were dead we would be deprived of the chance that piss mops is coming back. If Max Hardcore can put on a Cowboy hat while his dick is in a girls ass and play the guitar... then you can show your face.

NEW PORN RULE! BOOB JOBS

NEW PORN RULE!

PORN STARS MUST STOP RUINING THEIR BODIES BY GETTING RIDICULOUS IMPLANTS!

Very rarely does this ever work. Hillary Scott, Codi Lane, Lexus Locklear, Rio Mariah, Holly Wellin are all good examples of Porn Stars that looked better after a boob job. But the list of Porn Stars that look odd and freakish after their boob jobs is longer then my dick!

Melissa Lauren, Katsumi, Tegan Presley, Lucy Lee and a whole host of others. For all of these women there was that one day when I popped in a dvd and saw them with more alterations to their bodies then fucking Robocop . With all due respect, no one watches a Melissa Lauren scene to warship her body. I mean she is good looking. But we all watch Melissa Lauren to see her get fucked in the ass until she cries. Maybe on the business side it help her get a contract. But from the fan point of view it only hurts. I'll go on record and say right now that if Jasmine Byrne, Roxy Jezel, Jayna Oso, Chiquita Lopez, Bobbi Star, Taylor Rain, or Courtney Simpson ever get implants, I'm gonna jump out a fucking window and never watch one of their scenes again.! To be honest a really good boob job costs thousands of dollars ala. Christina Aguilerra or Mariah Carey. And most of the boob jobs we see in porn did not cost thousands of dollars.

NEW PORN RULE! TONY T

NEW PORN RULE!

TONY T MUST NEVER DO FOREPLAY IN HIS SCENES!

Tony T is one the most intense stunt cocks in the business. I don't think I have ever seen anyone get pumped harder then when tony t fucked the daylights out of Chloe Dior in "Big Wet Asses". He truly has a talent. But watching Tony T do foreplay comes off so dis-genuine and creepy I want to eject the DVD and lock it in a trunk for 80 years .

Watching Tony eat Jasmine Byrne's pussy, or suck Italia Christies tits, or put his middle finger in her butthole and make her taste it is like watching your Grandmother lick her lips. It's just not right.....

Please just do what you do best. Leave the loving for Michael Stefano.

NEW PORN RULE! BELLADONNA

NEW PORN RULE

BELLADONNA MUST STOP SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF ME WITH TERRIFYING DVD COVERS.

When I sit down to pleasure myself to a porno I want to be aroused, not have the fucking cum scared out of me! Who fucking directs her films for Christs sakes? Wes Craven!

NEW PORN RULE! CARMEN KINSLEY

NEW PORN RULE!

CARMEN KINSLEY MUST LEARN TO DANCE!

Carmen Kinsley, you are so hot. Carmen Kinsley you are so fucking. Carmen Kinsley your tits, face, and ass make me wanna howl to the moon like a Wolf. And the day you finally do anal will be more important to me then my wedding day! But with all due respect watching you shake that 40 incher is like watching Karl Rove dance at the Correspondents dinner...it's just not right.

Please go to a Latin dance class and learn to move your body in a manner that doesn't make me think your parents are confederates.