NEW PORN RULE: PAIN FACE!

NEW PORN RULE!

If you're in this much pain during a scene... it's time go home for the day!

Oh Nacho, how we love you. You were a ghost for a few years only to come back and spread your love of women... or  should I say your love of beating the shit out of women that is.... and you've been a fine addition to the porn world for the last few years. Now I'm not going to pretend I know what's it's like to have your cock, I mean it's been in thousands of shit holes of all different ages (and genders) and I'm sure after almost 20 years in this business it would be safe to assume that having sex for you at times could be a physically painful experience. but watching this picture... two things come to mind.

1. Dude? You can't possibly need the money that bad that if you're in pain that much you couldn't afford to clock out and go home. I mean fuck! I have staff that get paper cuts and want to go home.

2. You have had sex with thousands of women, and not just had sex with them... but fucked the living day lights out them in ways most men only dream of. Now the ass pipe in this case above here is Jennifer White - who graduated from making soft boring Bang Bros porn to  literally having her asshole implode on camera for our masturbating pleasure on a daily bases. She's hot... actually... she's really fucking hot! No wait a second... I'd sell my house and kill my grandma just for one night with her. But even if that opportunity ever arose and I did get a chance to shit plunder Jennifer Whites asshole It certainly wouldn't be in the fashion that Nacho fucks these girls. I think my dick would explode once her bra came off to reveal the perkiest tits in porn.

With that said Nacho, I must ask if you're in as much pain as this picture suggests. Do you really need to be there? Can't let this one whore slide for just this once scene? I'm sure you fucked another three women that week as it was, so dude... once in a while it's okay to call it day.

When I' watching a porn I'm always putting myself in the position of the guy who's fucking and the girl could be any of fantasies of past (Jeniffer Garner) Present (Jennifer Garner) Or Future ( I'm really feeling Jessica Chastain right now but there's just no hot fire crotches in porn so... Jennifer Garner). But regardless of who I'm pretending I'm fucking I don't certainly don't want to pretend I'm in so much pain I'm must be passing kidney stones because that's what the look on your face suggests.

You wanna know what's painful? Knowing the hundreds of porn actress who are having unprotected sex with  you now while not knowing you have had unprotected sex with men and transexuals in countries with no testing standards.

Take a break once and while dude.

NEW PORN RULE: TONY T

NEW PORN RULE....




 TONY T MUST DO US ALL A FAVOR AND COME BACK TO PORN

Now the rumor I hear is that he's directing for Brazzers (in which case I must ask, Since when does one video file have to be more than 700 fucking megabytes? Why do I have to own a 1.5 Terabyte hardrive just to have a password for Brazzers?) but his last scene as far as I know was with Sasha Gray. waaaay back in 2009. And then... just like Kaiser Soze... he's gone.....

Well Mr T. I have a few questions.Why did you stop performing? Did you have a nightmare where all the assholes you destroyed came back to haunt you? Since you were unclassifiable in porn as being either interracial porn or straight Caucasian were you simply asked to leave? Did your penis fall off? Or did Christine Alexis stab you with her nose by accident?

Why would you deprive us of watching you analy mangle ass after ass for almost 10 years? Do you think I like watching John Strong or Mark Wood having sex? Do you? DO YOU? YOU DON'T DO YOU?

So then you must come back to porn. Think of all the possibilities? So many new women for you to ground and pound for our pleasure. Asa Akira, Jynx Maze, Katie St Ives. And please explain to me why you never worked with Bobbi Starr?

Listen, on a serious note I could imagine that doing what you did for so long could take a toll physically and emotionaly on a man after a while so I understand if you don't want to perform in porn anymor.... wait a minute... you have the oppourtunity to have sex with some of the most amzing looking women in america for money and for whatever reason you don't want to do it? Fuck that!

Tony T on stage 1 please....

NEW PORN RULE: MARK WOOD

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NEW PORN RULE: TRANNNIES

NEW PORN RULE! IF YOU LIKE TRANNIES - YOU ARE GAY!!!!!!! or at least bi-sexual

Now first of all there is nothing wrong with being gay. If you have a penis and like the feeling a of a cock ripping your asshole to shreds or you want to do the ripping then all the power to you turd burglars. But if you like to see women with dicks. Lets get honest here... you like them because of the dick right I mean if you took away the dick then they would be a woman and you would be hetero if you add a dick, then it's homo.

I have talked with people on countless boards that think they can like trannies and not be gay. And it's funny how they get so defensive about it.

It's okay my friend there's nothing to ashamed of.. you like cock just except that it's gay. You may still like real women as well but liking cock is gay.

Mans secret love for women with poles has been quietly bubbling for little over a decade now. But seeing how our society is so homophobic you can be considered gay for just wanting to fuck a woman in the ass, I understand how men would be so defensive about admitting they like trannies and admitting that it's gay. You may say you like them because they look like women and maybe that's true, but let's be real you like the big fat cock between their legs more.

I personally think trannies are fucking gross but to each their own. I like watching women drink piss and I'm sure a lot people think that is gross. But I don't like watching women with dicks drink piss.... You know why? Because it's gay!

Steve Holmes
Nacho Vidal

Both of you have done trannie movies and both of you are gay or at least bi-sexual.

NEW PORN RULE! SATIVA ROSE

NEW PORN RULE! SATIVA ROSE IS WITHOUT A DOUBT ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RETARDED!

FELLAS WE LOSE YET ANOTHER PORN WHORE TO THE
HORRORS OF THE PORN SCALPEL.

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It boggles the mind.

Even Ashley Simpson would criticize that brutal fucking nose job.

I'm never watching her work again.

UPDATE:

You can add Courtney Cummz, Natali D'angelo, Savannah Stern, and Sharka Blue To the scalpel list.

NEW PORN RULES!! ROXY JEZEL

NEW PORN RULE!!!

ROXY JEZEL MUST STOP DOING BORING
UNINSPIRED VANILLA CRAP!


There was a time when the mentioning of Roxy Jezel's name would make my penis grow to immense proportions. I can't think of a performer as beautiful as her that does the scenes she has done. Kelly wells, Anette Schwartz, Belladonna have all done rougher work but they can't touch roxy on the looks part. Gianna Michaels, Amy Reid, Jayden James are all 10 times hotter than Roxy but their scenes are boring and played out.

Roxy has that perfect combo of hots and letting guys beat the crap out of her, you gotta love it.

But there's only one problem.....

She only makes bullshit porn now!

Here are the names of some films Roxy made back in the good ole days....

- 5 GUY CREAM PIE
- ASS CREAM PIES
- CUM FILLED THROATS
- FUCK MY ASS AND MAKE ME CUM
- ANAL SUPREMACY
- 10 MAN CUM SLAM
- ROXY LOVES PAIN
-MAX FACTOR

and now....

HOUSE WIFE 1 ON 1
I HAVE A WIFE
JENNA LOVES DANIEL
JUST FACIALS
PIN UP PERVERSIONS

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Some of her highlights include.

A gangbang for Red Light District where I swear to god 10 guys cum in her ass and pussy after the scene.

A great scene with Max Hardcore where he gags her until she pukes and he pisses on her while she struggles to hold back the tears.

A gangbang for Diabolic where they choke her so many times she passes out several times. At the end of the scene she gets choked, passes out, comes to and just starts sucking the first dick she see without even thinking about it (I need to watch this scene now!)



Roxy please stop doing vanilla bullshit on Naughty America and Brazzers, Porn Pros, and start getting back to the good ol days?

Pretty please....

NEW PORN RULES!!! LEAH LUV

NEW PORN RULE.... LEAH LUV MUST SHAVE OFF THE STUPID HEART!!!

Okay darling... it's been years....

The dumb heart needs to go. I would just love to see one scene with your furry flounder in all it's all its glory. If I wanted to see gimmiks I would watch anything by John Thompson.

You remember that day you got home from work to notice your girlfriend braided her hair? Remember how hot she looked? Remember how you took upstairs and fucked her brains out that day. Fast forward 3 years later... AND SHE STILL HAS THE FUCKING BRAIDS IN!!!! This is the same situation. I find it funny that this broad spends all that time before a scene going to the trouble to make sure her cum soaked pubes are in the shape of a heart yet those hideous braces seem to be no prob.

Don't get me wrong Leah, I would beat up that ass in a second. But that silly looking pube heart takes away very much from you vag scenes.

please shave.

NEW PORN RULE! JOHN STRONGS DICK!!

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