4/22/09

NEW PORN RULES!! ROXY JEZEL


NEW PORN RULE!!!

ROXY JEZEL MUST STOP DOING BORING
UNINSPIRED VANILLA CRAP!


There was a time when the mentioning of Roxy Jezel's name would make my penis grow to immense proportions. I can't think of a performer as beautiful as her that does the scenes she has done. Kelly wells, Anette Schwartz, Belladonna have all done rougher work but they can't touch roxy on the looks part. Gianna Michaels, Amy Reid, Jayden James are all 10 times hotter than Roxy but their scenes are boring and played out.

Roxy has that perfect combo of hots and letting guys beat the crap out of her, you gotta love it.

But there's only one problem.....

She only makes bullshit porn now!

Here are the names of some films Roxy made back in the good ole days....

- 5 GUY CREAM PIE
- ASS CREAM PIES
- CUM FILLED THROATS
- FUCK MY ASS AND MAKE ME CUM
- ANAL SUPREMACY
- 10 MAN CUM SLAM
- ROXY LOVES PAIN
-MAX FACTOR

and now....

HOUSE WIFE 1 ON 1
I HAVE A WIFE
JENNA LOVES DANIEL
JUST FACIALS
PIN UP PERVERSIONS

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Some of her highlights include.

A gangbang for Red Light District where I swear to god 10 guys cum in her ass and pussy after the scene.

A great scene with Max Hardcore where he gags her until she pukes and he pisses on her while she struggles to hold back the tears.

A gangbang for Diabolic where they choke her so many times she passes out several times. At the end of the scene she gets choked, passes out, comes to and just starts sucking the first dick she see without even thinking about it (I need to watch this scene now!)



Roxy please stop doing vanilla bullshit on Naughty America and Brazzers, Porn Pros, and start getting back to the good ol days?

Pretty please....

NEW PORN RULES!!! LEAH LUV


NEW PORN RULE.... LEAH LUV MUST SHAVE OFF THE STUPID HEART!!!

Okay darling... it's been years....

The dumb heart needs to go. I would just love to see one scene with your furry flounder in all it's all its glory. If I wanted to see gimmiks I would watch anything by John Thompson.

You remember that day you got home from work to notice your girlfriend braided her hair? Remember how hot she looked? Remember how you took upstairs and fucked her brains out that day. Fast forward 3 years later... AND SHE STILL HAS THE FUCKING BRAIDS IN!!!! This is the same situation. I find it funny that this broad spends all that time before a scene going to the trouble to make sure her cum soaked pubes are in the shape of a heart yet those hideous braces seem to be no prob.

Don't get me wrong Leah, I would beat up that ass in a second. But that silly looking pube heart takes away very much from you vag scenes.

please shave.