8/9/08

NEW PORN RULE! PEACHES AND ANGEL

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NEW PORN RULES! TONY T


NEW PORN RULE!

FUCKING TONY T IS INTERRACIAL!


Now I don't know what the fuck Tony T's is... is he Mexican, Spanish, Colombian, or Iraqi but two things I do know is that he's not black... and he's certainly not white! But if you had to choose would you not put him on the black-ish side. I mean, he certinly acts black with all the slang, the ghetto manner of dressing and the not wanting girls to lick his ass because he thinks it's gay.

The bottom line is is that he's not white. And since 90% of women in American porn are white that means that if you have done a scene with Tony T... YOU HAVE DONE INTERRACIAL!!!!!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HARMONY ROSE!

YOU COCK EATING ASSHOLE PROLAPSING RACIST BAG OF PISS! YOU HAVE DONE INTERRACIAL!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THE FACT THAT A NON-WHITE MAN HAS HAD HIS DICK IN YOUR ASS AND FUCKED YOUR SHIT HOLE LIKE IT WAS COIN OPERATED AND YOU WEREN'T A PERSON!!! HA HA A AHAH AHAH HAH AHA HAHAHHA HAHH HAHHA HHHAH AHAH!!!!!! FUCK THE CONFEDERATES!

NEW PORN RULE! BRET ROCKMAN



NEW PORN RULE! BRET ROCKMAN FUCKING SUCKS! PERIOD!

Bret Rockman you suck! Since the very first scene I saw you in you have sucked I wish you would do gay porn so then I would have two reasons to say why you suck.

-your face sucks
-your hair sucks
-your queer little smile there sucks
-all your scenes suck
-ROCKMAN FILMS sucks
- Did I mention your hair sucks

But Bret.... The main reason why you suck is this...

YOUR COCK FUCKING SUCKS! GET A NEW COCK!

The fact that this gorgeous woman is about to suck your cock, the fact that you have fucked more women in a week then I will my entire life and that Bush was elected twice proves to me that there is no god.

I have a great idea. You and Lee stone can do gay porn, you both can stand next to each other face to face and interlock your crooked fucking cocks then John Strong can come and fuck the loop your two crooked cocks will make. It can be the new sensation in gay porn, we can call it "hook fucking" or "Captain hooking". I hate you for getting two out of my top 3 fav pornstars

Please retire....

NEW PORN RULES! NAIL POLISH ON GUYS

NEW PORN RULE!

MALES CAN'T WEAR FUCKING NAIL POLISH!

Last night I was very happy to find a new scene online from one of my favorite new porn whores Faith Daniels. So I download the scene then when I sit down to knock one out, what do I see?

IS THERE ANYTHING MORE FUCKING WOOD KILLING THEN A MAN WEARING NAIL POLISH. I'm as liberal as anyone, I mean fuck! I like to watch women drink piss but I'm sorry... this is fucking gay and gross and I don't want to see it. Whoever directed this scene should be shot in the fucking face with a harpoon gun for allowing this asshole to continue working with fucking nail polish on.

To each his own right? If you like to put on nail polish and fuck a girl then all the power to you. However I would think that most men don't want to see this so why would they let this scene continue. Fucking gross!

If I wanted to see fucking losers with no talent that wear nail polish I would watch transvestite porn or Chris Angel.