NEW PORN RULE! DOUBLE ANAL

NEW PORN RULE! PORN WHORES MUST STOP PRETENDING THEY ACTUALLY LIKE DOUBLE ANAL!

Porn Whores...

Let's be honest here... If I can admit that I love helping myself out to two men raming their hard meat swords into a girls ass at the same time, then you can be at least a little honest with me and admit that you don't like it. According to Wikipedia, a french study of 1000 women determined that 10% percent of women actually like anal sex, which is funny since 90% of porn sluts are forced to do it or they have no career (Fuck You Gianna!). So what percentage of women do you think likes doing double anal? There is no percent! The only woman in the world that likes double anal is Audrey Hollander, that's it! No woman in the world wants to have her ass raped by two dicks at the same time so hard that she can't walk properly the next day. There is nothing more annoying then watching a scene where the girl is clearly struggling to take the cocks in her ass and we have to hear her pant "oh yeah fuck my ass with those hard cocks, that feels soooo good". As a first class degenerate myself, I would actually like to see a porn whore pant " ohhh that fucking hurts so much but I'm going to let them keep fucking my ass because I'm too lazy to go to college and this is easier then working 40 hours a week at Macdonald's and I have a VISA bill to pay". That is what this look is saying all over Baily O'dares face when she took 2 cocks in the ass in "Cum Fart Cocktails".

Princess, we know it doesn't feel good. You're not fooling anyone. I know you cried yourself to sleep that night because your asshole was bleeding. I know you ran to the washroom at least 7 times during that movie because your wrecked asshole is no longer capable of holding on to No. 2 for longer then 5 seconds. I know you probably wear diapers when you go home for Christmas dinner. I know after every double anal scene you take that paycheck and hide in the studio washroom and ball your eyes out for a half an hour. SO PLEASE STOP PRETENDING YOU LIKE DOUBLE ANAL!

Oh... the things people will do for 5 grand.

NEW PORN RULE! POINTLESS CENSORING!

NEW PORN RULE

NO MORE POINTLESS CENSORING!!!

The Japs must stop censoring their porn now! Sometimes I think that the Japanese Government makes these companies censor just to force them to be 10 times more fucking nasty then the rest of the world. Considering human life over there is valued less then my fucking Ipod, I'm not surprised. But what's the point of censoring a cock that's about to piss on a girl that's covered in cum, tied up like a mewl with a sock in her mouth, and covered in cigarette burns? Who are you protecting here? Because before you try to save the viewers innocence by making sure they don't see what penis looks like, you might want to ask that porn whore about to be fucking water boarded if she's okay. (wouldn't that be funny if they censored the cock the mouth but not the piss.. that would suck). And besides, some of the scrambled shots are so weak you can see clearly what it is.

Take a look at the picture. So you're telling me that's it's not ok for me to see this slaves gaped out fucking pussy, but it's totally ok for me to see her blown out fucking asshole? And I thought America was the land of Hypocrisy